"My fault? I thought you could handle a hug. You really are a virgin!"
She laughed at me and I felt small and pathetic, but also somehow turned on by her mocking my lack of experience with girls.
"Im sorry, sweety. No more hugs for you I guess. They seem to make you absolutely crazy with lust. How am I supposed to know that my hot, young, tight body pressing up against you would cause this."