Last round stroker boy!
Find a desk or other solid surface and place you balls on it. Now i want you to grind your knuckles into them nice and hard for 5 minutes.
When your done i want you to get down on all fours (like your about to get fucked doggy style). Take the paddle and spank your ass till its sore.
Stand up, legs wide apart and allow your balls to dangle freely. Now get that paddle and give those balls 5 hard smacks.
Are those tears i see in your eyes? If not then repeat all previous steps until there are!
If you do have tears in your eyes you may continue