More ass worship for the ass you still long for.
30 strokes.
How long ago did the two of you break up?
THAT long....wow and here you are still pumping away to her. You're going to have to show your true devotion today.
30 more, stroker.
And I want you to say "<ex's name>, I miss your ass so much. I'd do anything for your ass." while you stroke.
Be sure to look her in the eyes, while you say it, fucker. Show respect.