(THIS IS THE "BONUS PAGE" unimportant now, but possibly important later)
Or maybe you like it kinkier? Maybe a jeweled butt plug?
Is that more your thing, stroker?
You know they don't have to be just for girls, right? <giggle>
Have you done your 30 seconds?
Do 30 more.
Or are you going to give in....
Just do it, already.