You decide to take Christy's advice and pay a visit to the Bunny Ranch. You take time off work for a vacation, and travel all the way to Nevada, just to lose your virginity. You don't tell anyone at work where you've gone though, but as you pull up to the gates of the ranch you just sit in the car and are paralyzed with nervousness. This isn't the same as a discrete woman coming to your door where you have the home field advantage, you actually have to walk up to the gate and ring the buzzer. The thought of this fills you with fear. You've just always waited for it to come to you, you've never made an effort to make it happen before. You feel like once you enter this place everybody is going to be staring at you, and they're going to know that you are a virgin loser. Probably the oldest virgin that has ever visited the ranch. They're going to take one look at you and laugh before sending you away.