"Well, you shouldn't have any problems with me." Christy assures you, "I've done this many times before. So do you want a straight lay? Half and half?"
"Straight lay," you say. You know you won't make it to her pussy if she gives you head first.
"Ok, baby, just give me my little 'gift' of $1000 dollars, and we'll get started. I'm giving you the virgin discount." You hand Christy your hard earned money which she graciously accepts. "I'll be right back, I'm just going to slip into something more sexy."