You and Christy immediately hit it off. You start conversating as if you too are old friends. Even though you know she is covered in tattoos, you still think she is sexy as hell. She tells you about how she felt like an outcast, ran away from home, started doing porn young, and lost her virginity when she was 14. You then tell her, "Look, I'm not going to lie. I'm pretty different myself. I'm an outsider in some ways..." Her eyes meet yours in an understanding gaze, "I just turned 30, and I'm still a virgin."
"That's ok," She says, "I've cured many guys with your problem." Your cock instantly shoots to full mast upon hearing these words. "May I ask why?"
"Oh, well... I just have trouble talking to women. I also have trouble, um... In bed."
"What do you mean? Trouble getting it up?"
"No, no problems there..."
"Are you... small? Down there?"
"No, I don't think so..."
"Then what is it?"
"Um, You'll see..."