"So," she says, "what you told me in the hospital was the truth, and you've been lying to me since you took up with that bitch, Kyla?"
You wince when you hear how she feels about Kyla, but you confess that's the truth.
"You know," she says, "I thought so! The real James Bombe wouldn't be such a submissive, horny masturbator!"
You nod, sadly, still stroking your cock and proving her right...