Oh no, it's gotten even smaller! That won't do! If it does that when she exercises with it, pretty soon there will be nothing left at all. Rub it and make it come back.
Hmm...maybe it really *is* useless.
You do look kind of funny sitting there pulling at it like that. I wonder if you'd look funny if you edged. You could always be the comic relief if we and some of the guys had a party back here. Try it!