Miss Katherine
This is where the deck of cards comes in, I bet you're really curious as to how that's gonna work.
It's another game, but much more painful.
Diamond suite: Slaps
Heart suite: squeezing
Clubs: edges
Spades: flicks x2
The number of the card determines how many 'reps' you have to do.
For instance, a 10 of diamonds would mean you have to slap your balls 10 times.
A 3 of clubs would mean you need to edge 3 times.
With spades, the number is doubled. A 4 of spades would mean 8 flicks EACH. 8 For your left nut, 8 for your right.
With hearts, the number is how hard you squeeze on a scale of 2-13, you will squeeze for one minute no matter what. A 2 means light squeezing, a 13 means so hard you feel like they'll pop.
An ace is game over, the bad way.
If you draw an ace, edge, then squeeze your balls until you're soft. Slap your balls 10 times, then get hard and edge again. Do this 5 times and then you may continue.
Draw 15 cards, then continue. Try not to draw an ace. *giggle*