Alright, you've had enough pleasure for now. Stop stroking, it's time to really make your balls hurt. But you're going to need a few more things.
-Weights of some kind that you can tie a string to(prefferably two small weights and one big one)
-A deck of cards
You'll receive penalties if you don't have the items, but don't worry. I'll still enjoy myself even if you don't have everything.
Once you have everything, continue.