Why She Left You
One: You're worthless in bed.
Don't act surprised. Any woman will tell you, it doesn't matter how big you dick is - it's how you use it. And you, simply put, can't. I mean, you are a virgin, so at least you have an excuse --
What?! You're not a virgin? You've had other girlfriends?! Wow! I bet they all broke up with you too, right? I thought so.
And it's because you just can't satisfy them where it's most important - in bed. Sad thing is, you're not going to get another chance to practice. Unless you're sad enough to buy a sexdoll, I guess, but I wouldn't put it past you...
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