You know what? Maybe I should make sure. Get your cock out. Yes, now. (If you've already been stroking it, slap yourself ten times. Hard.)
Alright, listen up: you're going to jerk off while I list all of the reasons that you don't deserve her and why she left you. You won't cum until I tell you to, and when I do, I'll make sure it's in a way you don't forget.
Spend three minutes on each slide. Bring up a Facebook picture of her, and keep it handy. Ready?