Girls: Fuck! What is that!
Mistress: Oh that thing down there? That's my fan for the month.
Girls: But why is it naked, crawling and...leaking a trail of precum like a pathetic slug.
Mistress: Well girls, because that's exactly what he is. This wonderful fan decided he didn't want to be a man. Instead he wanted to jerk himself while I humiliate him so, not being very experienced at this, I'm just trying to do my best!!