I hope you don't think that I'm going to be bitchy about this, but I want you to take a good, long look at what you're never going to have again.
You wonder why I can't feel your smallish cock anymore and why I've resorted to giving you only hand jobs?
Well, I have a surprise for you in our bedroom. I'll let you know when you can come in.
Somehow, I just know you're going to love your surprise.
[She leaves you alone and moments later, hear her say, "You can come in now!"]