wow i think you should cool of a bit. take an ice cube and suck on it for a bit. now can you guess where it is going. thats right up your ass all the way.
now take your panties or boxers and put them on. if you have boxers you have to roll them up like panties as much as you can. now take the shorts and put them on also. roll them u as much as you can. now take and put the shirt on, take it in the front and pull it out till it tight then twist it to your stomach then fold it inside the rest of the shirt.
hehehe. you look funny, dont worry you wont be like this for long, or will you.
now turn your radio on to a girly station. if you have any girl music on your computer you can use that.
i want u to dance like a girl to some music for about one song, and yes you have to shake your ass to it.