Little man's choice
What do you mean you're ready? Oh, darling, don't tell me that's as hard as your cocky can get. That will never do. You may as well put it away if that's it.
Oh, okay, I'll let you try for a minute or two. But if you can't get a real erection, I'm afraid we are going to have to wait and try another day. Here, let me take off my shoes. Yes, I know you like my pretty feet in stockings. Come closer. Maybe I should reach out and touch your little cocky with my feet? Will that help?
Hmmm, you're stroking yourself soooo fast, baby. Are you excited? Come on, a little more, just a little bit harder and I'll think about letting you touch me. I know you're trying, but it's not good enough. Maybe you should stop? No? Well, does this help? Here, let me show you this.