Damn, you're getting a little dry back here.
I'm going to have to lube your ass with something. I think it's going to be a nice load of cum!
[Don't be a boob . . . use more lube, but now you have to let go of your cock and may only fuck yourself with the dildo.
Do this for 2 more minutes.]
Oh, gawd . . . I'm cumming, oh, I'm cumming, take my slime, you worm. Take it!
YES!