PSYCH!
HAHAHHA. If your pecker if 4 inches or below. Leave now. There is no way you live satisfy me.
As for the rest of you, I want you to start jerking. As you know, I love music so I need a guy who can jerk to a beat.
Visit an online metronome and set the metronome to 184. Jerk away at this pace.
http://www.metronomeonline.com/