Jill: Oh, Roger . . . you're so funny! No, my boyfriend isn't here right now.
Roger: So, what he doesn't know won't hurt him.
Jill: I'm not sure I want to do this. Tom could come home any time.
Roger: Don't worry about it. He won't be back for at least two hours. I sent him on a wild goose chase so I could spend a little time alone with you.
[Meanwhile, you're watching the whole scene unfold from inside your house, thanks to the security cameras in your garage.]