Your Girlfriend Gets Creamed

Your Girlfriend Gets Creamed by MontSpam

Jill: Oh, Roger . . . you're so funny! No, my boyfriend isn't here right now.

Roger: So, what he doesn't know won't hurt him.

Jill: I'm not sure I want to do this. Tom could come home any time.

Roger: Don't worry about it. He won't be back for at least two hours. I sent him on a wild goose chase so I could spend a little time alone with you.

[Meanwhile, you're watching the whole scene unfold from inside your house, thanks to the security cameras in your garage.]