(laughing uncontrollably)
Is that all you've got?!
What a pathetic excuse for a cock. It's not even worthy of being called "cock." That thing is more like an oversized clit. Stroke it for me, nice and slow. Get it as big as you can.
Get out a ruler and measure it for me. 5 inches? HA! How pathetic. My boyfriend has a real man's dick....it's at least 8 or 9 inches long.
Why don't you take off all your clothes. Maybe your little dicklet will look bigger against the rest of your scrawny frame.
Awwww, did I hurt your feelings again? Don't be so sensitive sissy boy. You're such a girl!
Hmmm....that gives me an idea...