You'd make an exception for me?
How sweet. But, no.
I know I promised to unfrustrate you, but thinking about it, we probably should keep our relationship purely professional.
I'll book the gigs.
You'll perform the art.
Don't look so glum.
I will let you practice your masturbation techniques on me.
Why don't you show me how you work it while I finish getting ready?
Get it really hard - that shouldn't be too difficult, now should it?