Now squeeze them hard. Harder, spew monkey. Count to 200 while you squeeze them. Keep a very, very tight grip on them.
i am a spew monkey, and i squeeze my balls because i spew - 1.
i am a spew monkey, and i squeeze my balls because i spew - 2.
i am a spew monkey, and i squeeze my balls because i spew - 3.
i am a spew monkey, and i squeeze my balls because i spew - 4.
i am a spew monkey, and i squeeze my balls because i spew - 5.
i am a spew monkey, and i squeeze my balls because i spew - 6.
i am a spew monkey, and i squeeze my balls because i spew - 7.
i am a spew monkey, and i squeeze my balls because i spew - 8.
i am a spew monkey, and i squeeze my balls because i spew - 9.
Keep going...until you get to 200.