TNQ-1: The Neapolitan Queens
It's nice that you love something so much, spew monkey.
If you could only stop spewing, you could keep them. you wouldn't have to hurt them. They would KNOW you love them.
Take the remaining piece of string and loop it around your balls as tightly as possible, Wrap the string behind them and tie it once. Now, keep wrapping the rest of the string around your balls until you have only enough to tie them off one last time.
Cup them in your hand and hold them where you can look at them. Aren't they lovely. So very pretty. So very tender. So very frightened.
Flick them hard with the middle finger of your other hand.
Repeat after me: i am sorry i prefer spewing to having you, balls.
Flick them 10 more times, repeating that phrase each time.