The week flies by quickly. Brandi is here in your house, wearing a killer red dress. You feel the precum dripping in your boxers just standing in her presence. You feel excited, but a little anxiety is setting in. The money owed her is all paid, and Brandi asks you what sort of sexual activities you would like to engage in tonight. She reads off a list of what is available to you, blowjobs, 69, half-and-half, massage, extended foreplay, every time she says the name of a sex act your pathetic virgin prick twitches. You now know that you are only moments from cumming, and you haven't even touched this woman yet! You decide to come clean with Brandi and hope she will have pity on you.
"Wait, Brandi..."
"What's wrong, baby?"
"There is something I need to tell you first..."
"It's okay, what is it? Go ahead, I don't judge."
"Well, you see, the reason I hired you is..."
"Yes..."
"I'm a virgin. I've never had sex."
"What?!"
"This is embarrassing..."
"No, it's okay baby! I'm just shocked! You're so good looking!"
"I've been told. But I just... can't make it happen!"
"It's okay, baby. You probably want the girlfriend experience then. We'll just start with some kissing to ease your nerves."
What are you waiting for? Go kiss her!