Hello, welcome to our home. My name is Fiona, it's a pleasure to meet you.
I trust you are here because of the advertisement in the local newspaper? Excellent, your actually our only applicant.
Nevermind, hopefully you will do fine. I am going to ask you a series of questions which you shall answer to the best of your ability.... Not to mention honestly
Are you currently in a relationship?
Do you have an active sex life?
Do you have any fetishes? If so, what are they?
Do you prefer to be in control? Or to be controlled?
Very good... So far you seem like the perfect applicant for us.