Wow. It sure got quiet.
I once walked in on my brother wankin'. I really enjoyed making fun of him for a long time.
But this is, well—different. Someone throw him that bottle of lube that Claire found in her parents' room.
Go ahead and drop those pants down to your ankle.
Sit down in that chair there, lean back and get it all slippery and slidey. I think you may need it this afternoon. Mr. Professional.
Ooo—that's a good name for you—we'll call you Mr. Pro.