Now we know how long that toy of yours lets see if you make the cut for your thickness *giggles*
Now to measure your girth wrap a piece of paper or string around your erect cock. the point where the paper meets itself is the girth of you cock
Under 3.5 inches. - 1 point. looks like its not going well for you sweetie hehe.
3.5 - 5 inches - 2 points for a big big boy *teehee*
5 - 6.5 inches - 3 points for Mr adequate
more than 6.5 inches - 5 points and meet me under the mistletoe.
200 strokes (or rubs for the ickle ones) before you continue