Do you measure up at Christmas?
Now lets have a closer look at that cock of yours.
less than 3.5 inches - 1 point tiny *giggle*
No more stroking for you put your clothes back on and rub your little pickle through them.
3.5 - 5.5 inches not even worth looking at - 2 points.
From now on anytime I tell you to stroke your only allowed to stroke yourself with two fingers. Give me 500 strokes while you dream of having a real cock.
5.5-7 inches a little better but you'll have to do better than that to impress me - 3 points Now you best have some stamina to stand a chance stroke fast for 10 minutes without cumming and you can add another point. If you fail ruin your orgasm and rub that cum on your face before you move on.
7 inches or more now thats more like it there may be hope for you yet - 5 points Stroke that cock anyway you like until you reach the edge.