"Now tell me what find of underwear are you wearing?"
Boxers because I'm a real man - 6 points
Briefs because boxers are for bigger men than me - 4 points
Panties because I know my place- 2 points
Nothing because I'm a horny little stroker boy- 0 points
"Now you have your score remove your clothes and for those already naked give yourself 10 hard smacks on the bottom"