Give your balls a great big squeeze and then get ready to blast off!
I'm going to count you down and I want you to blow your load on my command. Once you do, you gotta do exactly what I say. Ok? If you lose your nerve you're going to leave me completely and totally heartbroken, so don't blow it!
When I say go, I want you to catch that blue ribbon load of yours in the palm of your hand and then I want you to slurp it all up, quick like. No napkins, no pensive pauses-- lap the whole thing up just like you promised.
Oh yeah, one more thing. Whatever you do, don't swallow it! We are still playing, after all!
Ready?
5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
Ready or not, here we go!