I've got a confession to make.
I asked you to save up a nice, big load for me for a very good reason!
You see, I've got a bit of a kink. It's been driving me nuts this whole time! I... I was almost too shy to admit it, but then you said you'd do anything for me, so I figured I could open up a little-- you know, tell you what I really want!
You'll do it, won't you? You'll keep your word? It'll be totally awesome, I promise!