But you know what's really the funniest thing about all this?
I'm just fucking with you. No, really. I wasn't actually raped. The entire story is bullshit. I was just trying to see how easily manipulated you can be. I never intended to throatfuck you, make you cry or fuck your ass.
Oh my God, this is so funny...I can't wait when I tell my girlfriends about this. Poor you.
Let's make a toast! Drink up! Another glass of water!