Ex Girlfriend Help
Good.
Get a picture of her where you can look into her eyes.
Now, I want you to set that picture of her as your desktop background on your computer and also on your phone. I want you to be reminded of her beauty and your failings every time you try and do something.
Remain kneeling, put your hands behind your back and apologise to her. I want a genuine, heartfelt apology for each of the following:
Say sorry for wasting her time.
For being half a man.
For boring her!
For never satisfying her.
For being sexually inadequate.
For masquerading as a potential boyfriend.
For each time you disappointed her.
Go ahead bitch! Keep referring back to My list and apologise deeply and eloquently for each item on there. Move on when you're done and not before.