Ex Girlfriend Help
Draw up a picture of your ex and owner nice and big on your screen. She should not be smiling in it. Just a normal, neutral expression. Stand up and get ready.
You're going to grip your finger and thumb around your balls, firmly, but not to squeeze your balls - just to stop them from getting away. Do that with your stronger hand.
They should be a little loose and able to bounce about but unable to avoid each other should anything collide with them!
You have less control with your weaker hand so with that one your will firmly slap your balls repeatedly in your ex girlfriend's honour.
Each time you slap them, it should be a nice, meaty, thick slap. You will look up into her face after every slap and check to see if she is laughing at your show. Also thank her after every slap. This is a priviledge for *you*! You're grateful for the opportunity to amuse her, aren't you boy?
I think 50 slaps should be a good start.
Go on then! Start slapping! Amuse your ex!