How old are you?
Then take your age and subtract how old you were roughly when you “discovered” yourself.
This number should reflect how many years you’ve been a filthy masturbator.
Now take this number and multiply it by 52.
This is how many weeks you have been a perverted little jerk boy.
Lastly, take this number and multiply it by how many times you usually jack your jack stick in a week.
For example, a 40 year old man who’s been jerking off for 27 years at an average of 4 times a week would look like this…
27 x 52 x 4 = 5616
This pervert has rubbed his cock by himself over 5,500 times.
How sad!
**her eyes suddenly become cold**