A Weeklong Adventure with Aiden Day 2
Like yesterday, your goal is to interact with the store’s personnel, and get assistance finding the more “sensitive” items. Namely, you will ask someone to help you find the enema kit, nail kit, and women’s razors. This is the best part. The person you talk to may not comment about any of it and simply point you to where you need to go.
However, and I sincerely hope this is how it unfolds, they may try to cut the awkwardness with small talk. Permit them the pleasantries and talk to them. However, if they ask what you need any of these items for, or if they’re for a wife or girlfriend, you will break eye contact immediately and stare down at the floor. Your only response to these questions will be silence, and stare at the tile under your feet. If they weren’t sure whether or not you were some creep before they asked the question, they sure as shit will after.
Now get in there!
Good luck honey!