"You like how I shave?
All the girls in college do it.
I can grow it out if you like. Anything to make my new BF happy.
Keep shaving it? Okay, I will.
I love how you jack off, by the way.
Your hand technique and that wet 'slap, slap, slap' is really getting me hot! Do it faster!
Ohhhhhh YES!
Keep looking at me like that."