"Oh, shit, honey, I didn't think you were going to be home until later. Um, this is Jessica, remember, my roommate from college? She and I were just talking about...um...old times."
"Mandy, stop it, right now. She's lying, Paul. we were not talking about old times, we were reliving old times. The times where I would try to seduce your wife and convince her that loving a woman was the way to go. Oh, I'm sorry, you mean she never told you? She let you think that you could please her? Mandy, mandy mandy, what am I going to do with you?"
"Can't he watch?"
"Watch? Why would I want a pervert like that watching us make love?"