Perils of Online Dating- Friday

Perils of Online Dating- Friday by RednMeth36

Now i want you to go to the magazines. Look though all the girly ones. Again, spend an entire half hour reading from cosmo, or elle, or instyle.

Once youve dont that, i want you to go to the enema isle. Dont get scared. They sell something that look like finger condoms, theyre for putting suppositories up your ass. Grab a pack of those. Then i waant you to grab 2 vibrating penis rings. I think trojan makes them. Then i want you to go back to the magazines and grab the issue of glamour magazine.

Head to the front. If the cashier you picked out isnt there, circle around until she is. And i want you to wit until there is a line. Make sure you wait for your girl tho!