How was it slave? I know it wasnt overtly humiliating, but i know you felt so stupid walking around in your girls sweatsuit, going down every isle holding the basket like a sissy, getting lube, a giant cucumber, a romantic dinner, and a gay guy magazine? Did the clerk look at you? Ill bet you just stared at the ground like a pussy! You know she thought you were a total sissy bitch! Ill bet she laughs at you with her little friends tonight!
By the way, if you werent in there for at least an hour and a half, march right in and do it again! Same clerk and all!
Now your not done, I want you to walk to the closest cvs or walgreens and check your phone as your walking in