Ok slave time to cash out, but i want you to grab a few more things first. Grab a tub of vaseline, a mens health magazine with a shirtless guy on the front, and an english cucmber. Youll see why i specify that when you see it!
I then want you to find the cutest clerk in the store. Its 5pm so all the little high school brats should be there. I dont care if you have to wait in a long line. Find the hottest girl there and make sure when you ring out that you put the vaseline, cucumber, and magazine at the end of your stuff. Make sure it stands out on the belt so everyone sees hehe. This is gonna be fun! WHen your back in the car check your phone