Perils of Online Dating- Friday

Perils of Online Dating- Friday by RednMeth36

Better, i suppose, but your still not where i want you to be. Lets make it more interesting. Grab a shoelace and one of the gallon jugs out of the fridge

I want you to tie those balls off tight. Leave enough slack so that it hangs around your knees. Then take the jug and tie it to the other end of the rope. Make sure its strong enough to support the gallon jug.

Now place the jug on a table thats about waist high on you and....