Well, at first I might give him oral. Start suckin' on whatever makeshift dildo you found. It's really not the same though...there's nothing more fun to put in your mouth than a huge, thobbing cock. Trust me! You should try it sometime. Troy's probably not into guys though.
Oh, I know you aren't really either. But watching you suck another guy off sounds really erotic to me, so you might have to try it anyway! Mmmm...maybe you can buy a strap-on for me to wear so you can practice properly. I'd be happy to teach you some technique.
The thing is, my friends tell me Troy is totally hung. If you want to please a big cock like that, you better learn how to deepthroat it, honey. Show me what you can do there.