Let's start with those tits. Get some toothpaste or better yet, icyhot. Rub it on your tits. Nice. Is it all rubbed in? Good, now add some more. If you used toothpaste I want you to lick your nipples and rub them some more. If you used icy hot keep applying until it doesn't rub in anymore. What a good little slut.
Now, I want three clothes pins on each tit, anywhere but on the nipple.