"Why do you seem like you have something else on your mind? Do I not turn you on anymore? Don't you want to fuck me? It seems like your thinking about something else"
No no no you reply, Im only thinking about you! I just feel bad for falling asleep on you last night. I want to really make it up to you babe!
You try to figure out how to get your cum drenched condom off without making your wife mad.
"I'm listening" she says.