Perils of Online Dating- Monday

Perils of Online Dating- Monday by RednMeth36

But i guess youve earned a treat for now. I suppose it cant all be negative reinforcement, occasionally you have to give a dog a reward. Ill unlock you from your belt.

<giggle> I forgot how tiny it was. HAHA. Seriously it got hard right away, and its still sad. We really are doing you a favor. Theres no way any girl could sustain a relationship with you. They may be able to fake it for a few months, and even if you were a great guy maybe stay with you for a few months.

But your a loser. And your pathetic. This is your purpose. The ad was aplea to fate, and unlike most on online dating sites, you actually found your fate, your soulmates!