Well darling, looks like its time for you to get back to work. I have a date later so i want you to make me dinner. Theres plenty in there so you better amaze me, especially after your performance earlier. Then I want you to clean the entire kitchen after you cook, then clean it again! I dont want ANY mistakes, try for once to not be so pathetic and useless! Remember you have a purpose in life for once, so rise to the occasion. O ill try to not talk about "rising" after what youve been through <giggle>
Get to work, Bitch!!