Perils of Online Dating

Perils of Online Dating by RednMeth36

Guess what, were all best friends! You seriously should have been more suspicious of the level of girl who wanted to date you online. You didnt notice we were the only 5?! I knew from seeing your profile that you could be molded into what all of us need- A pathetic, stupid, obedient slave!

I know you remember our date. Ill bet you almost blew your load in your pants when you saw me for the first time! Our date was so elegant. I made you take me to the nicest restaurant then out to the club! Ill bet you felt great about yourself walking in with me on your arm. Unfortunately after getting zipper burn for a few hours, your night ended the way it always does, with your tiny dicklette in your hand