Perils of Online Dating

Perils of Online Dating by RednMeth36

So you thought youd give online dating a try huh? Thought youd meet a few girls that didnt know what a pathetic loser you are? Well too bad you ran into me!
You didnt think it was a coincidence such a gorgeous woman wanted you?! I knew from your profile you were worthless and you definitely proved me right!

Heres the deal, Honey. Your pathetic and a micro dick loser. But there is hope for you, as me and my friends obedient, houseboy bitch slave! Do you remember the other girls you went out on dates with?